Well, I live here in Baltimore. It's boring here. I wish I could go back to Hawaii. It's nice there. But the Elder Gods chose me to stay here until my
parents kick me out. I'm really busy with saving the world, school, eating, sleeping and watching TV. When I don't feel like saving the world, I just
tell the monsters not to touch Taco Bell or any place that's interesting or has good food. Oh look!!! It's the Deadly Manticore!!! Gotta' go!!! I
rule and that's the way it is!! P.S I'm so AWESOME!!!!!!